kisah paip ketiakku bocor

(which in English roughly translates to : The tale of my burst armpit tap.)

my dad woke me up at 8. like clockwork, as i've pasted a wake-up-notice on his door 2 hours ago. sleeping from 6 does not make Fandy very mobile. i sat, hunched, on my mattress hugging my pillow for like 15mins. half-awake...pretty sure im still asleep. give me 5 mins more i grunted.

took a bath and decided, "hmmm, y dont i shave my armpits?".like skinny dipping at nite..it never really seem like a bad idea until something tried snapping at ur balls. i only wanted my deodorant to get as close to the pores as possible.i sweat buckets u see so y the hell not?

it doesnt matter how warm or cold the day is.even in an air-conditioned room...my armpits juz love to sweat.its as if, they have their own brains.and it tells them to pour wenever the hell they feel like it.and i'll b like,hey,its 17'C..im freezing...but my pits are dripping. wtf?

so as soon i was out the door,the sweat glands were at it.in force.luckily i had my trusty green towel.its a small little thing... my little fluid absorber.there i was barely halfway to my bustop and i was already sweating like a dog.maybe i was nervous? maybe its juz a hot day?but i noe better..its juz my bloody glands having the time of their lives.

wen i met my interviewer i almost asked her if there was a bathroom in the office cos i really2 wanted to take a bath.so uncomfy,the shirt n pants...so unlike me.yeah i looked gd(hehe!) but dats not how i dress at all! i kept feeling like i was melting...drowning in my own sweat n fluids.HeLP!!!HELP!!!!!!!!chio ming ah!!Tolong!!!

i have a problem.i noe i do.and the solution,i think,is a $25 bottle from Watsons. the instructions clearly said," use once or twice weekly. any more and u'll melt ur armpits off." ok so i made dat last part up.but the 1st line was true. and it explains how it sorta kills or makes ur armpit sweat glands to sleep.and sleeping sweat glands wont make sweat.however,wat if i really NEED to sweat?wer else would i b pouring then?

now this they did not explain nor care to indulge. so if u c me anywer, dripping like i've juz hopped out of a pool, but my armpits dry as a bone....u'd noe wat i've been up to.