pls God...help me kill this interview?

rite...my 2nd entry in....a few mins.

i have n interview in a few hours and im dying to getit done n over with.its for a job im not sure of n from a company i dont noe (i gez u can see wer this interview is going..).

okok...i've been apllying at JobsDB so there were many apllications.and the employers sometimes dont give enuff info for us desperados so how the hell should i noe who to look out for?im jus gonna go and try to bullshit my way thru.juz like my secondary school geography,literature n history exams.all of wic i failed wit drowning colours.but im older now n muc wiser so i wont go saying things i noe S#$T about.

and yes, like all noobs (newbies - for all u non-gamers, newcomers - for all u frogs under the coconut shell.), i got myself new pants n a shirt.dressed to impress u may say.im dressing to kill! cos i look reeeeeeeeeeal HOT.serious!even wit the paunch.

yes yes...fine,i'll admit y i got new stuff cos i cant fit into the old ones.somehow my buttons prefer to shoot out rather than keep my garments intact.the pants/jeans are all growing hair at the base and my sherts are sweating by themselves at the armpits.their dat old.

still..im happy cos ive got everything prepared n im sure im gonna ace this interview.unlike the previous ones wer im always smiling like im high, or eager to please like a dog,im gonna play it cool this time.

gotta keep in mind Fandy, dat ur HOT. so HoT u fry the interviewer's eyebrows. so HoT that he/she's gonna b wearing shades n sunblock. you're gonna b so Hot dat someway,somehow...they'll b distracted from the crap dats coming out of your mouth.

oh pls wish me luck...