please kill her...

she said she's going india now. she was going australia last week and sumwer near pluto the week b4 that. she seems to have relatives all over the universe. i wonder how she got left behind in little old singapore. after knowing her for a little over 2 weeks, i kind of get the feeling why.

she's my eternally-ailing, verbally-crawling colleague. and now she's added "divine irritant" to her glorious resume.

probably its my fault to let her ask me every single problem she has with her work. me being the helpful Fandy. she calls me team leader (dont carry balls by the hair, want to carry,carry poperly) and assumes every single step of her 27-volume question should, would and could be answered by me. in case u didnt realise, little-miss-airhead, we started our first day together. so please, i'm not the God of Labor.

its been more than 14 days, if things are not more or less a routine for you (especially at our workplace!) then something is really, really wrong somewhere. if you can't organise your own crap at your own desktop, then expect someone to come over and spoonfeed you whilst sifting through your very own pile of shit then don't expect him/her to look excited/interested everytime you come asking, looking pitiful/lost/sad/swamped/overloaded with work that should have taken you at most 20mins but occupied you for half the day!!!!!!! maybe those headaches is from you sitting too long with your brains in ur ASS!

it was 2 FUCKING phonecalls! how long could it possibly fucking take????for fuck's sake, if common sense was ever present in your fucking gene pool, use it! we have a system that channels the workflow so every problem is tackled efficiently and logically. stop calling me smart when i USE that system cos it was implemented for a reason. it being to stop morons like you from wreaking havoc in our already miserable little lives!! CCB!

and now uv gone on leave (india? i hope u never come out of the traffic jam alive)??? leaving your whole pile of garbage to me cos the other girl just started today. no, i hope u get eaten by those cows on the streets. i heard they chew real slow. moo you to death!

and u noe wat my under-developed friend, even the new girl could grasp the sytem faster than you. she actually made sense when she told you that the email should come after the call. all that from being around for only...wat...4 hours? i almost pitied you there for a second.

u should be back by the 31st.

please dont?