Redundant-nessity of it all (i've created a word. yes, im that smart)

Celebrating redundant stuff:-

1. Comments? : Keep it, cos i have no idea how to get my comments page on.
2. Wallets: Mine eats money.
3. Pants: Men should wear skirts cos we're the ones with things hanging out and Mummy say no good to keep bananas in damp, dark places. Cepat benyek.
4. My D820: A slide phone that doesn't slide very well.
5. My belts: 3rd hole = suffocate. 2nd hole = belly spill. 1st hole = buckle hanging. no belt = like...weird sia.
6. Office Hi-Fi (its an ENZER, so no need to be jealous): 2 buttons on main unit. but remote look like can control spaceship...but no battery.
7. my "on-leave" colleague [see below]: asked me for help in entering some data into a spreadsheet. had to re-do the spreadsheet and the overall template. (*note to self: arrange hired-killer.)
8. Combs: "Instructions - Use comb to make many different styles for your hair." Ahah! Hair! I knew something was missing...
9. Deodorant: I sweat by nature, not by choice. And mother nature loves screwing me up.
10. Ronaldo: I've seen 10yr-olds play better. And im talking abt the girls!

Ok..enuff for now. Skiving again eh? Get back to work!