I should be horny too...

I have been forced to pen an entry after so long. The trigger was when Bb said my blog's getting stale.

Am i stale? [can see Bb raising arm..]

I realise its useless asking all of u questions as my comment section is not serving its purpose. Like my ex-colleague; Totally redundant.

She's gone to the States to pursue a degree in medicine. Or was it Australia for business? Big dreams that one.

Wait a minute...she did ask me once how to rename a folder (on the pc!).

And i can vividly remember how she panicked when she printed a whole years' (1 page = 1 day's report) worth of data and pretended it was deliberate. 2 trees died without a cause that day.

Hmm...

Many people are blessed with the tenacity to pursue their ambitions. Some just lack capacity.

She finally left for greener pastures. That was wat my ex-colleague said...no kidding. With her around, the only colour you would see is red.

[Adjusting a framed pic of Bb and me. No fair, I can't see my face.]

Did you know that pearlyta is a helluv-an-irritating female when she has a good night's rest?

Her purpose in life now is to annoy me cos she knows i have a very short fuse nowadays. And she'll be playing along that fine line between being manja-tating and a fly.

I wish there's a Bb-gon (Baygon la..) so i can spray her everytime she pinches my ass, drums my belly or pulls my shirt to show-off my tummy. All this in the peak-hour train crowd.

Somehow its funny to her! And knowing me for so long gives her the advantage to pull or let go. Sensing my eyebrows curling together, she'll start doing something ridiculous. Which i'll crack up every time! The woman has me wrapped around her fingers people.

I'm pearlyta-trained! ( she's left a seal of approval at my u-know-where with her u-know-what by u-know-how.)


**And she's really horny nowadays. Like, REALLY HoRnY! (ok i'll stop this here. For now.)


Have i told you guys i've started school? Apart from not knowing wats going on every time and not knowing anybody, im doing really well.

Just look confident and knowledgeable (must step-paham!) and nobody will question u. I learnt that from Nora. (at this point i would love to elaborate wat i did in school but as i mentioned earlier, i don't have a clue wat's going on.)

Last Saturday i wanted to get a new t-shirt cos i hadn't been home since Friday ( kinda like a weekend routine now. Kindly refer to **) and my Friday-top is starting to smell but i couldn't find anything i like. And Bb thinks any t-shirt worth more than $30 is way too expensive.

I see myself going topless soon.

Pass me some black trash bags and scissors. Looking on the bright side; black can hide my tummysaurus - my belly has a name now, and my love handles are Eugene and Daud - and i can do away with umbrellas!

So i got meself a supposedly funky and popular haircut. U know, the crop-at-the-side-but-leave-the-middle-part-alone cut. If not for the few hairs i have left, my middle part would have been really alone.

But the stylist was not done wit just the usual snip and trim. He had to show off his creative skills and made me a swallow's tail at the base of the back of my hair. A swallow's tail?? WICKED!! Why didn't i think of that? I've always wanted to look like a cock bird! Who wouldn't wanna look like a bird, man? Or bird-man! I would! Hey i SWALLOW ok! (Bb, pls refer to **)

And what did i say? “ Why not!? ” Of all the times not to think before asking. It was almost rhetorical but you shouldn't say that to a man with scissors. Especially someone who obviously loves to, pardon the pun (can't help it la!), swallows!

Fucking hell i've got a swallow's ass on my head.

It looks sorta ok i guess(by that i mean i don't scare children) but the drawback is i had a similar one a few years ago (definitely without a bird's arse). And it looked much livelier and pretty then. However, after 2 days trying to style it, i think i have a dead pigeon stuck on my head.

Pretty late to think about it now. How?

Damage Control! (courtesy of Ola..) I shall invest in HATS! (does "Buah Keras" work on the head?)

I should have just got myself a shirt.

OK, ok, my entry's getting too long. Would love to continue but i have Bb to entertain. (**!!!)