Roooonery...im so rooonery...

[title: not talking about a certain angry English player!]

[I am alone in the office. Everyone's out. I'm bored.]

i decided to clean my ears but found that the cu-tip(how the hell does that spell anyway?) couldn't fit inside. Alarmed, i thought my ears shrank(shrunk?shronk?). Took a look at my cu-tip(u get the idea) and realised why.

The tips were like light bulbs!

Huge, white, cottony bulbs. They were more than 2 times the normal size. Like swollen like dat! (Hehe..swollen tips. now wouldn't that be a thought)

So, anyway, i used it to clean my belly-button. Worked like a charm.

I may not hear very well now, but I'm belly clean.

Wanted to shit after that but saw lots of hair on the rim of the seat.
Someone had shed their pubes on the seat. Lots of it. I made a quick "ke-belakang-pusing" and made my way back to the office.

I don't want to be caught leaving my favourite toilet with fur all over. You know, like, after u pee in a really filthy toilet and when the next person who took over that toilet *joins u at the washbasin, he would start looking at u all funny.

See? People will look at me funny. One look and they'll know i'm not only losing hair on top but those in storage as well.

Lucky i can shit at will (It must stink to be Mr Will). I will tahan till lunch time. Or until i smell something really bad.


* we guys pee VERY fast. Our jets of piss have been known to crack urinals.