Where's my candy?
Had school yesterday but had no idea whatever-the-hell cheecher was cheeching. Wondered what my notes were for when none of it had anything to do with what he was talking about. Conveniently, he told us to source for books and notes from the net.
So what am i paying you for?
Cheecher:- What is Supply Chain? Definition:
"the management of all internal and external processes or functions necessary to satisfy a customer's order (from raw materials through conversion / manufacture through shipment)" - Supply Chain Council, 1999.
Me:-
I tried squinting; English...please....
I lifted my eyebrows; something tells me its important.
I scratched my head; pls brain...wake up!
I glanced around; classmates smiling blankly.
Good, I'm not alone.
Cheecher:-
"Remember guys, when the exam asks you for a definition of SC, this is by far the best definition."
No smiles, just nervous grins now. Like the swallow on my head, I'm dead.
So i googled. Try reading this.
If you know what's going on, tell me. Better still, teach me! I won't pay you but u'll get a trophy for being Smartest Showoff in the World (a rare breed indeed).
Ok, lets now talk about something else. Something more serious but frustrating-er.
I received a message in Friendster from a girl called kanndee. A cute white girl sending me a message. How adorable. Its was innocent enough until i checked out her homepage.
Innocent nyer...
I hate it when i kena cheated go pornsite! I am more than capable of going to one myself! Lucky my boss not behind. Wait she think it's Bb how?
How it got into Friendster also i donno la. But i think kanndee won't be the last. I just hope the next time this happens, the gerl is cuter. [*evil laugh*]
Okok..i seriously need to be serious now. Serious ah? Serious!!! No seriously, i'm serious now.
I need 5K. (5000 Sing Dollars in case you jokers wanna pull that Rupiah crap on me) Loan is for reasons i shall only disclose upon a proper face-to-face meeting or discussion. Proposed repayment method: $500/month for 10 consecutive months starting early Sept till June 2007.
Fat hope right? But what the heck. Maybe a rich soon-to-be-dead tycoon comes across this and makes a donation how? Must try mah...
Ok la, have a great week ahead!!! Or atleast try to.
And to spice things up, i am wishing for kanndee to show up on your monitor infront of your boss.


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