Size does matter!

I cannot tahan already. There are certain things that u can tolerate and others that u simply cannot ignore. When push becomes shove, shit will hit the fan till the fat lady stops singing. Im serious here.

Taking the bus just now I feel like the transport authorities have beef wit me. Its not my fault im built this way. And i dont blame it on anyone that i have such extremities. But pls, have mercy on my tired shoulders and worn feet.

I'm very grateful that our buses, cabs and trains are almost always air-conditioned, and their schedules are arguably impeccable. This small nation can even teach a thing or two to other countries on how to build an efficient and reliable public transport system. For that im proud.

But why, Mr Bus Big Boss? why do you force such torturous,wicked almost inhuman behavior to us Sons of Singapore, day-in-day-out? The fares now are nothing to laugh about but i always feel shortchanged when i try to make full use of what i paid.

*sob*

forgetit la, i know im not being heard. This is such a waste of time..

*sniff*

But for the sake of my other vertically exaggerated comrades, i, no, WE, have a small request to make be it we'r heard or not.

Pls..oh please..pleaaaase can u make the seats bigger? I cannot fit.

[there is no room for me legs. and me is tired of spreading out me balls to the other seat just to make meself comfy. So if u happen to sit next to me then too bad cos half ur ass will be spilling over so its fair. ]