good help is hard to get..

My exams are in 2 weeks and theres lots to cover. When my classmates asked the lecturer for tips, the lecturer started showing pages after pages of "important notes to remember".

"In other words the whole book la?" i asked.

He sarcastically smiled.

I realised asking him for tips is like asking me for a loan.

No point.

* Does the burn-the-notes-and-drink-it method work? Hehe..so when my classmates ask me how i did it i'll give them my most sexy, blank look and say:

"I swallow."