I'm tired of porn!

Kinda lost my motivation to blog. Not that nothing ever happens to me but its like, I don’t know, I'm just, argh. Maybe I don't have someone around to tell me how irritating or exaggerated (life without drama: mite as well rilek sorang2 main congkak.) my stories can be.

Bb left. From what I hear, she's putting herself up quite nicely over there. Been adapting well and having her friends around do help. She's eating appropriately too. Appropriate for a junk-food junkie that is.

Stop it with the KFC and pick a cookbook dear? And let's not be too cocky with the sini-ada-Dunkin-Donuts-you-takda ok? 2 words: kacang pool.

Then again I remembered a conversation I had with your mom yesterday. She said you're least likely among your siblings to cook a dish. No wait - start the stove. I'm serious; she joked in between my interrupting her with my laughter. And dead fish freak you out right? Ok, I will stop now.

No news about any cheap hats for me though but I did get an sms about a S$500 sweater she spotted a few days back. And the skirt. And the shades. And boots. And God knows whatever else she might have left out whilst ignoring every possible form of inexpensive headgear she could have come across if not for the 4-digit price tags that seemed to be screaming for her utmost attention. It's ok, I know I'm constantly in your thoughts.

(Taking this photo was weird cos it's hard to hold that pose and secondly, I didn't realize my bro was beside me holding the hardest laugh ever. He is still unaware of my cache of his ridiculous sleeping positions. Laugh sumore? And B, notice the thingy on my head? Yeah, take note.)

Pardon my Singaporean behaviour but I shouldn't be complaining, really. Bb had already got me CK Crave before she flew off and was very thoughtful to get a friend to smuggle (strategically concealed under her panties no less. I called them Kinky Fags.) two packs of smokes from my all-time favourite store: DFS.

So currently I'm spending a lot of time with my friends or at home. I try not to go out much cos I do have to wait for Bb to go online. And when she doesn't, it can be quite frustrating.

It sucks being alone ok! Like kentalz gilz babz seh. How do singles survive sia? Its not even a month and I’m already wearing out my left wrist! Must...stop...gaming! (don't worry, whatever you were thinking is true too. I've reached a whole new level of horny.)

This is so 40 days and 40 nights. The only difference is that Josh Hartnet ain't got nothing on me. As the above pic clearly shows. And no, I will not use a flower in any way other than as a gift or for decorations. Period.

Unfortunately, I have not got the chance to meet Bb online for a few days now. Been going out with the guys a lot and somehow the meetings are like therapy. I still laugh at the crap we unfailingly conjure up but there will be the odd times where a song or the long ride home from the east makes me wonder where's that familiar shoulder leaning on my chest.

One of the lads made a cruel joke at ChinaOne last night. They took a pic of me posing with one of my arms holding an imaginary Bb. I gamely spiced it up by adding a pout. Hardly amusing considering the empty chair I had for company that evening. Nobody sat there cos they declared it Bb's.

And the guys do find it weird seeing me come and go all by myself. They usually expect Bb hiding behind the fatty mass that is Fandy.

We did joke about me putting up an ad for a part-time/temporary/contract basis/freelance Teman-tapi-takkan-mesra-pasal-nanti-Bb-mara:-

1. Candidates must be fluent in English or Malay.
2. Ability to cook and hold interesting conversations or crack jokes would be an added advantage.
3. Fairly pleasant personality and appearance as one cannot take a stroll with an "unfinished bridge".
4. Candidates who do not understand the above expression MUST NOT apply. Consider yourself disqualified under reasons of looking horrid.
5. Candidates should possess a class 3 licence and/or own vehicle.
6. 5-day work week but must be able to perform OT, ad-hoc duties as and when required.
7. Only successful applicants will be notified via email or sms within 1 week. Those who fail, please take note of point number 4.
   

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Guess wat??? I just video-chatted with bb! Heh..and my mom saw her too. wic was kinda cool until I had to explain to her like 7 times that it was her in real-time.

" Ini dia? Iyer? Skarang? Tak keje?" *smiling*

It was a good thing the connection wasn't stable so we cut the chat short.

But I have to go skool now. And I'm really late. Hope to see my Bb later tonight but the lads are already SMS-ing! HOW?

Love conquers all baybeh!

Miss that girl...