Finally...

It has been only a week but they have already sent me my Card.

The Platinum Gay Card

Yay!!!~

Talk about efficiency, they said i would get it in about a month but a week? Coolnez!~ This is precisely one of those rare moments where my lower jaw hangs by how efficient the country can be sometimes. It can be terrifying this level of efficient-dom, no?

They're so good at it i feel like paying them the annual fee in advance now. Screw that its waivered. I'll pay the following 4 years! Its like they cannot wait to get this card out or, as if its none to soon the day this card gets swiped. Like, i should get this card charged As Soon As Possible! You know..like, NOW!!!

Hmm...wait. Hold on a sec.

I'm smelling that familiar and very suspicious smell of fish.