Cleanliness is overrated!

I have messed up Niza's room so bad sia. I would love to show u pics of it but i scared wait she use it against me. The couch outside can be very cold at night u noe. Just recall the scene when the Autonomous Robotic Lifeforms from Cybertron (better known as Autobots) destroyed Sam's dad's garden. Optimus Fandy has struck again.

Now how to clean the room? There are 3 bed spreads strewn over and under the bed and all i'm thinking is why do we need 3 bed spreads in the 1st place?

Don't get me started on her cushy-cushy space. It's a spot infront of her wardrobe where she displays all her nice furry-furry cushions on her cute hairy-hairy rug. It's her cuddly inanimated zoo. They look like road kill now.

My clothes are everywhere and i have no idea how to solve that problem cos there's simply no more cabinet handles to hang them. Why must there be only 4 doors?????

And i NEED to hang them to airdry so that i don't have to wash them often. Last time i did that my t-shirt shrank 2 sizes but we had a good laff about it cos my severely unconditioned figure showed gloriously in the top. All i needed was a shave to pass off as a Thai gayboy.

I'm sniffing around now but i don't trust this onion nose of mine. I'm sure it stinks here. Eau De Fandy. Maybe i should bottle it. And sell it as cheap pepper spray or something.

There's a plate of shit infront of her tv. Don't ask me what it's doing there cos my shit don't look so dark. And a glass of.....cheese? Hmmm...i don't remember drinking cheese. I had milk and cookies. But that was Sunday. Last Sunday.

Am i gonna get it from her? I am aren't i? She's such a Monica when she sees disorderly things. I need a plan. A very VERY good plan. I need something to sort this whole mess out. Something to get everything back in Niza Order.

I know, i'll start by writing an entry...