I hang out too much with girls.

Those are brave words, i know.

I need the smell of musk, an unshaven chin, strong manly arms, and probably some rough slapping of the...shit, this sounds so wrong. I've got to have some male companionship. Pronto.

There's nothing wrong hanging out with girls. But have them around u 24/7 and u'll start saying stuff like those above.

Staying with Niza allows me to be in constant contact with ladies because:

1. She has 2 Female housemates.
2. Other Female building mates hang out at her place
3. She has lots of Female colleagues and friends

There will be Female night outs where i am invited because they treat me like one of them since they see no harm in talking to me as i am with Niza so i wouldnt be having other thoughts if they approached me for a light and they wouldnt need to have other thoughts too if i approached them and asked if they wanted a refill.

This is a wonderful system if u ask me, especially so as many of them are really fine specimens - but of cos, no one beats my Bb - but sooner or later u'll be tired of cocktails and just wish u can have a simple pint of beer.

And i'm tired of dealing with Girly issues. Like, keeping one very drunk girl from sleeping with the very drunk boy. If i was with boys, we'd encourage such stuff. (Don't u guys dare turn ur back on this. Admit it. We give awards for such tricks.)

When i'm with the ladies however, OTHER men would stare at me and give me that why-are-u-turning-ur-back-on-ur-kind look. What can i do fellas? Don't look at me that way. U know my girl is with me. My junior's sole function depends on what i say or do now.

The turning point is when i start to understand certain things from a girl's point of view. Like reading between the lines of certain comments.

If i were to say, "You went out so fast ah?" to a girl...

she'd hear it as: "Oh, u noticed me going in and out of the house?"

Or if i were to go out into the hall when they are making a lot of noise then i am acknowledging their attention grabbing antics. Or something like that. (I shall stop this now as i would like to state that i still love pussy too much to understand further about my feminine side)

See? I must be raising some male eyebrows now.

Ok la, i shall stop ranting about my "non-existent" female issues. I'm a man. And i love being one. Come to think of it, i'm a hungry man.

I think i have to go cook. Then clean the kitchen. Tidy up the room. Get some laundry done and if time permits clip my nails and then slap some moisturiser on my...fuck. It's happening again.