She is back

That explains why i am too busy to write.

Hmm...what have we been doing?

Let me recall in non-chronological wise:

1. Went to a drinking hole called Zinc where it's supposedly popular with Air Crew peeper. Saw a lot of fat dudes tho. I hope they're from an airline i'd never have to take.
2. Went to tempah baju for Raya at Chainani, a tailor / kain selling fella. I'm not caring much for the spelling cos the dude's an Indian who speaks better Malay than i do and his shop's in the middle of the Middle East and, well, if u think i sound confusing, I find it even harder to point out his sexual orientation. My baju's abit too plain i think but i'm a dude so flowers and flashy embroidery won't work too well with my goatee. Bb's dress however would look spectaular. The kain was really really pretty. How would i know? I chose the colours.
3. Had a birthday thingy for Amir, Bb's colleague, at the house last night. Everyone cooked and i'm not sure if it was tasty or not but all of us hadn't eaten anything the whole day so everything finished rather quickly. We rounded the supposedly nice feast with an equally fantastic cake. Ok, i normally do not do cakes cos more often than not i'm treated to something too muak or factory produced. But the geniuses at French Bakery made The Best Strawberry Cheesecake i've ever laid my tongue on. I would love to describe but words do not give justice to the brilliance that was that cake. Anyway, i'm too busy finishing up another piece (my 5th)to write more.
4. Bb came back with a SuperHOT hairdo and colour(told u this wasn't gonna be a systematic recollection). Really really loved the colour and cut. I can safely say that cos if it wasn't, all hell would've broken loose. Could only be done by The Lady, S, who manages a salon at Novena. Charges rather reasonable too. I'd love to tell u more about her magic fingers but Niza already finds it impossible to get an appointment with the woman so i guess all the best with ur next trim. Heh.
5. Went shopping with Niza and saw mutants. Some wearing abayah's too. I don't get women in Dubai (thankfully not). I think the amount of make-up they smack on is such a health hazard for them and the general public. Wait, screw them, it's a public hazard! Almost had heart failure when i saw a supposed female with what looks like beige Dulux Weathershield Undercoat as foundation. There was pink blusher spray painted on her cheeks and kiwi shoe polish for eyeshadow. Its lips were fire-extinguisher red with similar girth and size, and if i'm not wrong, it had teeth stolen from a preserved babboon. These goblins move around in packs so u can hardly miss them. Seriously, overkill is an understatement. I started imagining them not removing their makeup - ever - since like, puberty, cos u know, how else could they get that effect? If u still cannot imagine the ladies here then i suggest u take a walk down Orchard Towers and check out our friendly ladyboy makeup, theirs have much lesser drama mind u, or watch Gremlins; the horny "female" one. There u go. I have said this to Niza so many times but i'll repeat myself just for my loyal readers: If i can get just one and pin it by the neck, please let me scrub its face. I'm pretty sure there's a woman lying there somewhere.
6. I love Red Heels. They are very kinky. And they make Fandy a very happy boy. Ok enuff.
7. Played Twister with Bb during Amir's birthday. I'm one helluva player sia. Only cos i take up so much space and people don't seem to like having their faces up my arse. Kesian Bb. Watched Ali Setan and Marah-Marah Sayang during the birthday party. U cannot help but enjoy the cheesyness of the 80's.

Ok la, that's abt it. Apart from scaring myself silly looking at monsters, i'm having such a splendid time having Niza around again. She was quite pleased i kept the place in one piece.

Still, after doing such a good job cleaning up the place, i think she messes up the place more than i do.